celibacy:

literally my childhood

(Source: the-vortexx, via thefuuuucomics)

bagelbrother:

i think your sister knows how to turn the FCK UP

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via psyche-faction)

trashboat:

yelibun:

Reading a stranger’s diary from the 1970s

peggy sounds fun

(via avengerassemble)

serpentenema:

tocinobebe:

my friend has this weird knockoff Winnie the Pooh blanket and it’s the most menacing thing i’ve ever seen

Thats not honey

(via lackofabetterurlname20)

sezja:

gotothemattresses:

thefrogman:

In Soviet Russia, kitten adopts YOU.

You can’t possibly say no to that.

"I HAVE SELECTED MY HUMAN. WE CAN NOW LEAVE THIS PLACE.  HUMAN.  SIGN THE REQUIRED PAPERWORK."

(Source: 4gifs, via ajmaf625)

stuartsometimes:

I warned you

(Source: stuartstormborn, via thefuuuucomics)

soujizz:

soujizz:

trying to decide on a title for my english essay

image

that works

i just got it back today

image

mission accomplished

(Source: continello, via ajmaf625)

moonuncle:

Dolphins are straight up murdering to get high dolphins are piece of shit

(Source: bismal, via ajmaf625)

nohetero:

kittenhugs:

It’s a ham sandwich

like was that really fucking nessecary

you all have to sleep in that spot

(Source: addelburgh, via tempo-di-morire)

zubat:

I am absolutely in love with Zachary Piona.

(via o-spite)